Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
by HJIL December 4, 2017
Proof that Satan exists, as nothing so cute as a piglet deserves to be made into something so delicious.
by G-Stripe February 14, 2016
by Uberface January 11, 2011
Bacon is a valuable peace of meat that does not come from chicken, other wise it would be called chicken.It is stylish to be seen with bacon or eat it, bacon is kewl.
by Joe June 25, 2004
by Jimbobbybob February 21, 2012
by Al Bone Ya August 19, 2008
Don't come into my house with bacon all up in yo face.
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How dare you raise your voice at me? This is a library, stupid! Don't bring your bacon in hurr.
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How dare you raise your voice at me? This is a library, stupid! Don't bring your bacon in hurr.
by The Chow Man October 21, 2004