april 9th 2009 

the greatest day ever because its faith’s birthday!

(i’m faith btw)

“did you know who was born on april 9th 2009?”
“no”
“loser”
dont be like them know my birthday and finally stop being a nobody! /j

april 9th 2009 by anonymous November 2, 2022

June 4, 2009

my birthday 🫶 if you were born on June 4 ur cool😎😎 especially if its June, 4 2009 or June, 4 2008

someone non-existent: yo your birthday is on June 4, 2009 right?
me: yes bro my birthday is June 4, 2009

non-existent person: woww it sounds so attractive
me: yeah ikr thanks 😄😄

June 4, 2009 by goofy goober 2009 April 5, 2023

Jan 15 2009

They have a baby face and only have crushes that are too old for them or are in a completely different grade. Their sister gets a ton of girls/theys. Their favorite number is 8. They are part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Emma: my birthday duh
Erica: Jan 15 2009 is a date on the calendar

Jan 15 2009 by okpbrskpmms July 10, 2021

August 14th, 2009

1. A day to celebrate, one that will always be remembered.

2. The day it all started; the best day of my life.

Blair and Mercedes fell in love August 14th, 2009.

August 14th, 2009 by Mercedes Carter February 8, 2010

January 10th 2009 

The hottest person ever and they probably got the biggest most fattest cock but they act gay sometime and eats bananas and there super strong and fuck all the bitches

January 10th 2009

January 10th 2009 by jseujebdshis December 8, 2021

things that DID exist in 2009 

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.

another list of things that DID exist in 2009

things that DID exist in 2009 by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

august 19, 2009 

the people born on august 19 r like absolutely perfect & stunning plus they r LEOS!! they hv the best personality ever & they r so gorgeous and kind and fun!! u may find them hanging out with their AMAZING fellow fire sign besties & living the best life ever

belle: "omg did you know that tiana was born on august 19, 2009?"
chloe: "WHAAT OMG NO WONDER SHE'S LIKE THE ABSOLUTE DREAM GIRL!!

august 19, 2009 by leos r better than u !! June 5, 2022