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i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. 

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.
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Search this up I dare you 

Did you really think that urban dictionary of all things could tell you what to do when you're bored?
Did somebody tell you to "Search THIS up I dare you?" F**k you for thinking this would work.

i don't know what to search

Well, if you don't know what to search in the urban dictionary, why not try to solve this problem:

Evaluate ∬ yz+4xydS where S is the surface of the solid bounded by 4x + 2y + z = 8, z=0, y=0, x=0.

S
A: "I don't know what to search so I searched i don't know what to search."
B: "You searched i don't know what to search so that's means you know what to search. Liar."

I don't understand why you searched this up

Why... what do you hope to gain from this

Tell me why, (ain't nothing but a heartache), tell me why ( ain't nothing but a mistake)
But for real why did you look this up?
I don't understand why you searched this up

i need something random to search 

what you searched

"Hey thomas, afdgvbsiydfvg tysrfvtywsafdvbiatsvfdituavscdiufvasdftyvaisdtvfiv." "I hear your point Joe, but alisyugfd iauyssrfnsrgfbysyfovudvsvsadyfvdfhslajsdhvvhsadoyasdy asdvsuv svsavs sdvasdfiasdfoasdf"
Ugggggggghhhhhh, nothing to search. Oh! I know! Lets search... "i need something random to search" Oh! There is actually a definition! Wow!

I don't give (swears) 

To express that you don't care about something in a meaner way.
You: GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COUCH!
Me: wdym? I don't give (swears)?!?

I am not the sum total of my search queries 

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.