Quaverian Logic

When a rubbish idea is full of as much puffed up air as a Quavers crisp packet in order to make it seem better.

"Everyone, hear my out. I have an amazing idea. I'm going to build a ladder made from empty loo rolls to climb to the moon .Why loo rolls? They're light weight and compostable. But we need to work together as a team to make this work! It's through all of your efforts that we can make this happen! Are you with me?!"

"Climbing a loo roll ladder to the moon? What a load of Quaverian logic."

by British Chips July 6, 2023

Logic

You are not using my own logic against me. You are doing the thing I want to stop to me out of spite because you don't like what I said.

Hym "That isn't my logic. You are doing the thing that was already happening to me and everything I said about the types of people who do it remains true. The lowest fucking flith in society. What started with fat felons and crackheads continues with the most stupid and useless internet personalities imaginable. Like, you are supposedly fighting fascism... But you lost the fight...And now you need more of your fans money... To, what? Get paid more to lose to fascism? And it isn't even that you care what I said. I called you a stupid piece of shit... And then I created AI... If one of us is a stupid piece of shit here... It ain't me! So this is how you redeem yourself in your own retarded delusional mind. You need me to have my rights violated and you need me to have everything stolen from me because it is THE ONLY WAY for you not to feel like a stupid piece of shit. And no there is no commensurate parallel that make both of us kind of the same somehow. I am right. You are wrong. I am good. You are bad. I am smart. You are dumb. Dumb as fucking dogshit. Let's hope that someone does what you won't and saves these kids because I know for a fact that you do not care about their lives."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2024

logic

Logic is a being that critiques life at the finest, despite how smart or stupid their IQ is.

My name is Logic because I am logic, and you are a Americuckaloid

by Michael Chricton March 4, 2019

Bunny Logic

Pronounced: bunn-eeh-loh-jik

A word combination made up by a guy who goes by the nickname "Bunny". Bunny Logic is an illogical logical technical problem-solving phenomena used when Bunny helps his friends who are facing any form of IT, technical, or technology issue that they themselves can't fix, even when people have perfectly followed through with the confirmed solution to a problem multiple times, by simply observing people demonstrating the problem & the proposed solution, Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to completely & illogically resolve the problem logically without having to interact with any aspect of the problem or think about the problem. It's almost as if Bunny 'wills' the resolution into the universe with his Bunny Logic phenomenon.

Defined in a shorter, yet more entertaining manner - Bunny logic is the illogical logical phenomena that manifests when Bunny observes a technical problem & the resolution being carried out. Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to do mysterious Bunny things to make the illogical logic logical logic so that logical things acting illogically now logically logic in a logical manner.

Friend: "I can't fix this weird issue. Every time I follow the steps online to resolve it, the issue is still there & I am back to square one..."

Bunny: "Let me have a look at it." *watches screenshare or video call*
Bunny: "Okay, show me the problem."

Friend: *demonstrates issue*

Bunny: "Okay, now go through the steps to resolve the problem."

Friend: *Follows resolution steps to solve the problem*
Friend *Solves the problem*
Friend: "Wtf... how is it that the one time I show you the problem, the resolution suddenly works?"

Bunny: "Bunny Logic"

Friend: *Visibly discombobulated, bamboozled, & debating their life choices*

by Guy With The Bunny Logic July 31, 2024

Feign Logic

When one says something long and complicated that isn't necessarily true to get a person to agree with you.

Boss: Did you steal office supplies from the office?
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)

by StirlingPlexico June 10, 2010

Logic

Marissa.

Marissa is logical.

by Schebuchilan March 1, 2024

GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.

"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012

by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012