Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 23, 2019

rusty nail

A crazy ass serial killer who lives in a green truck. If you talk to him on the trucker radio he'll hunt you down and kill you.

Girl- OMG, it's rusty nail!!!

When you wipe your bum and your finger go’s through the toilet paper and you get poo on ur finger

by Finnzapoo November 11, 2020

Someone who has a twitter account called @RustNailCumMojo and is an absolute based chad who is one of the best people to chat with

by JoelIsAJoke January 16, 2021

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail

by September 27, 2021

1. Ayo man, I got to meet the best nine inch nail last night, Trent Reznor.
2. Oh shit, that's quite the nine inch nail there.

by Tako#2739 July 30, 2021