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jocke

When you are sjukt dräggig.
Oj, here we have en jocke.
by Aroronon September 6, 2017
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cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny
Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.
by S3men3ata October 26, 2017
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Sock Jocks

When one wears socks in his underwear to enhance the size of his package
When one uses socks to enhance the size of their package whilst wearing underwear . It looks like he is wearing sock jocks
by Titanic88 May 24, 2017
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jock 2.0s

little white kids who think they are gansters because they listen to mumble rap wear fake shoes and act stupid.
they also make drama and think they are better then everybody.

for safety precautions stay away from this role of people.
look at those jock 2.0s over there that's just cringy
by diddlez7 June 3, 2017
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Dairy Jock

A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.
Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????
by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017
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Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.
Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!
by anitsanil November 28, 2017
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jocke

A dad that works at IKEA and buys alot och hallon cream for his sunburned son , he also has six doughters and they are all from Soumi.
Jocke buys hallon cream.
by Jocke destroyer March 19, 2018
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