cat sword

A large enormous penis in which it is used to slap people with

Catarina pulled out her cat sword and slapped ace with it

by Annnnnnnnndreeeeeeee March 14, 2018

Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! May 20, 2011

dip the red sword

To ask a man if he dips the red sword, is to ask him if he's comfortable having sex with a girl on her period.

*A young couple in bed together*

Sarah: 'So Aaron, do you... dip the red sword?'
Aaron: 'Absolutely. A little blood never hurt nobody'

by Fatto January 28, 2020

pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.

yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords

by gregtothew April 22, 2011

mii sword fighter

the worst of the 3 mii fighters in smash ultimate and smash 4

person 1:bro you use mii sword fighter? he sucks
person 2: no man he's actually

by Lord Skull September 22, 2021

Sword Swollar'

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.

Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”

by Yayemo23 April 11, 2007

Poopoo Sword

a sword made of feces.

i sliced him with my poopoo sword

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022