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Cranking the Pork Sword
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Touching yourself;
masterbation
; term
used
when describing
masterbation
time to get
to
cranking
the
pork sword
. Wheres my playboy?!"
Cranking the Pork Sword
by
HeyItsMeh!
June 13, 2011
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