fart transplant

Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas.

I performed a fart transplant on my wife in bed last night
and she didn't think it was very funny.

by Rick M July 22, 2006

Shark Farts

A term used when something is wrong, or doesn't not go your way.

This phrase was introduced by Tina Fey's character Liz Lemon on 30 Rock.

-Did you bring the documents?

-AH Shark Farts! I forgot!

by Shark Farts March 18, 2010

fart guzzling

A game with two or more people, one farts in the others mouth, the person then has to inhale and hold there breath, while the other times them, the winner is the one who holds it in the longest

U wanna let rip and play fart guzzling, Steven holds the record of 3 minutes

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

gape fart

The gas which escapes from the gaping recipient's rectum right after the partner pulls out. This action is similar to the queef but in this case it is the asshole which expels the air trapped during the fucking action.

I pounded Mikayla's ass so much that when I put it back in her pussy she gape farted.

What was that shitty album from those douches LMFAO? Oh yeah, it was Sorry For Gape Farting.

by da guvvamint November 18, 2015

fart sack

Commonly known as a sleeping bag.

"Don't forget your fart sack!"

by Helen Robinson January 25, 2006

Mozart Fart

To cut the cheese in a particularly tuneful way, especially in the upper regions above G4.

"By Jove Nicholls!! Did you just hear my Mozart Fart?? Worthy of a standing ovation I'd say!"

by Befferson 2 March 1, 2014

fart and flee

The act of farting in a public place while accompanied by one or more persons and immediately walking away from said person(s). Fart and flee is most effective and hilarious when executed in a retail store (i.e. Walmart) which is crowded so that the person(s) you leave behind is assumed to be the culprit. In order to successfully fart and flee, it is important to keep a straight face as passerbys look with horror at the person(s) being wrongfully blamed. Fart and flee occurs more frequently during the holiday season as shoppers are out for hours and their usual eating habits are interrupted.

Jane: "Ohmigosh, I was in Old Navy with John and he totally pulled a fart and flee. As I was asking the salesgirl where I could find the $5 performance fleece scarves, she nearly gagged on the smell and glared at me before 'pretending' to receive a call on her employee headset. Meanwhile, John was trying not to laugh as he watched me from the polo shirt display with his face bright red."

by Truthseekah December 7, 2010