Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.
Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.
by Boss_Cunt_Queen May 2, 2022
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When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.
I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!
by Aborro Watabonosk March 21, 2017
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Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.

Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!
by ModernDrunkard April 30, 2016
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Someone who steals a traffic cone off the road and tries to sell it.
Bloke 1: "Is that guy selling stolen building equipment?"
Bloke 2: "What a cone artist."
by SteamUser24632332 September 14, 2021
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When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone
My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone
by cykofiend February 22, 2014
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When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.
Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.
by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023
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When you are smoking kush and right before someone takes a hit you jizz into the cone piece and sprinkle lime juice on it to give the bong hit more of a zing. If done correctly you should cough up cum for the next few weeks. You can do the advanced eli cone by jizzing into your hand and throwing it across the room into the cone piece. This takes alot more skill and good technique and if done incorrectly you can throw jizz into the person who is smoking and they will beat the shit out of you. With the advanced eli cone you also have to throw the lime across the room.
Did you hear last night me and my dad tried the eli cone and it was soooo good!
by phatphuckincock69 June 21, 2017
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