Crystal is a funny, calm girl. She probably is dating Malakai, and likes stuffed white bears named Puffy. She loves sports, especially softball.
by JayBird-Jamie March 30, 2022
Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022
crystal is a beautiful girl with a sweet smile. When she is angry, she's scary and you definitely want to give her some space as she needs time to cool down. She'll never make her first move of confessing unless she has really thought it through. She is cunning and won't get caught doing bad things but if she's ever caught, she's smart enough and can get out of trouble easily. She will never let anyone know her troubles but instead, she will help others with their troubles even when she's hurting inside. When you first meet her, she may seem quiet but once she's comfortable with you, she's like a wild animal!
by pepero101 November 22, 2021
Crystal,a crazy girl that kind of sucks at her mother tounge,shes flapping her hair around 24/7 and is a serious joker.shes always willing to know everything about everyone.shes crazy again and short.
by Questionmarkusers November 16, 2022
The most beautiful woman in the whole wide world! She's Helen of Troy... Saying she's incredibly gorgeous is an understatement! She's a Goddess! She's stunning, she's divine, she's mesmeric. She's fucking Aphrodite! She's dripping deliciousness! She's the epitome of desire... She captivates the mind, body and soul. She is the one, she is Mrs. Right... It's inevitable that you'll fall for her.
by YoungGenna May 13, 2022
THAT BITCH. Will love you but also cut you. Beautiful inside and out. Never afraid of a challenge. Doesn’t chase but attracts. Niggas are not worthy. Can take home to mama but also make a mama.
by She’s here November 22, 2021