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A Gorgeous and handsome fella! Very fun and energetic
On seeing a very good looking guy oooo there goes aMalakai
by lilicedgems February 03, 2010
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Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.
Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
by JosefromdaHoods October 03, 2008
Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.
Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
by JoseFromdahoods October 06, 2008
small, annoying half black person. Usually found around people living peaceful lives annoying the shit out of them..
look at that little malakai pissing off those people
by JackJackerson January 21, 2008
Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.
I dare u ask out the hottest person in school, Malakai
by turtlelikecat November 08, 2014

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