Smelly Cod 

Taking a shit in a toilet, and taking your rock solid dick and dipping in the shit.

Shaun: "Hey Mike have you ever tried the smelly cod?"
Mike: "Never what's it like?"
Shaun: "Pretty decent just make sure it not all goopy and the smell isn't that bad."

Smelly Cod by Rissionary Ticehurst March 13, 2025

Noon-cod

A 40’s era gangster who refuses to carry a pocket watch and is subsequently late the majority of the time.

“Listen here, see. Your boys are a gaggle of noon-cods. They ain’t never on time.”

Noon-cod by Mistress_Mojo October 9, 2025

Cape Cod Cruller

When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt

Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.

Cape Cod Cruller by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...

It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!

Missionary (CoD) by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025

the big cod 

A term used to describe someone who has an exaggerated sense of self being or worth. The term was popularized in the series Hogan's Heroes where Colonel Hogen would call Colonel Klink "the old cod", with Klink thinking that it was an American expression of flattery.

In coastal fishing towns the "big cod" is equivalent to the "one that got away" and the person called "the big cod" is therefore the teller of the most fantastic or outlandish stories.

The locals called him "the big cod" as he fashioned himself as quite the ladies man and always had an entertaining tale to tell.

the big cod by Amanda Pierce December 28, 2007

coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

coney island cod fish by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

Cock of Disappointment (Cod) 

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

Cock of Disappointment (Cod) by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017