Work 

what you're avoiding right now

I have work to do, but f*ck it, Urban Dictionary is more entertaining anyway.

Work by partyrockstar222 August 12, 2016

Work 

Place you go to surf the internet.

I have been looking at urbandictionary.com all day at work today.

Work by David Moore May 22, 2003

work 

something worse than having your sac ripped open by a pack of starving hyenas

I have to go to work.

work by Boss June 4, 2003

work 

A place that people go to have their souls crushed.
In exchange they give you money.

Goddamn work sucks.

work by Stank Ponds July 27, 2015

work 

to hook up, round the bases, taste the taco, take the meatloaf out of the oven, to be an iron chef of vag, to taste the second w. to get your whistle blown. to go down under. to just do it.

Deast did work.
Will did work on a cougar.
Alex did work very loudly.
I do work.
You do work?
Yes, we do work.

work by Deast does Work March 31, 2009

Work 

What you should be doing right now.

- Hey, Ted's throwing a keg tonight !
- I can't come, I have this shitty homework...
- Whatever.
- Should I bring something ?

Work by twippi April 26, 2010

work 

We don't do any. We shouldn't have to do any.

We don't have to work because of slavery.

work by Rasheed August 22, 2003