(noun) A woman who is routinely brought out for a night on the town by her daughter's group of friends because the daughter considers her mom to be funny, cute and witty (like in a sitcom) where in reality she is none of these things. This mom/daughter relationship is usually classified as 'best buddies.' The token mom often cramps the style of the women as she unofficially serves as a watchdog prohibiting any of the girls to pick up any 'meat.'
The drummer's chances of banging one of the hotties was high, but the token mom had the hots for him so nobody got laid last night.
by Mickey Nation February 2, 2007
The Calcium token should not exist. Its uprising is one that came from greed and stolen from the elite. On September 21st a contract was launched on the ERC20 chain by the Shiba Inu team. This token was supposedly a dummy token to be used for other functions in the Shiba ecosystem. Someone on the team approved trading and paired 420,690,000 .0001 ETHER into the LP. Fortunately the contract contained trade functions that were meant to be removed and a bot sniped the supply! He then added LP to the tokens he sniped to create a new pair creating what is now a Robinhood type story. Though this sniper made a small fortune after pulling the LP the CAL community gathered, one by one adding LP making CAL 100% decentralized and community owned . With the backing of thousands a new era of meme cryptocurrency was born. Without a dev, without taxes, without anyone that can pull the rug CAL is bringing back the vibes that built the cryptoworld.
by shotocal September 29, 2023
A fictitious medallion-like token that permits the user to nail a real hoochie of a chick. The sluttier the chick, the more dirty tokens required for use.
Note: token supply is limited. Use your dirty tokens wisely.
Note: token supply is limited. Use your dirty tokens wisely.
by HoochiesvsHussies January 12, 2011
a boyfriend who got accepted in the all girl squad. Will always be the only guy invited to the girls night.
Alvin: „Am I a Token boyfriend?“
Leno:„ Yes. you are literally a part of the girls now.“
Alvin:„ Yass Queen“
Leno:„ Yes. you are literally a part of the girls now.“
Alvin:„ Yass Queen“
by Freshviir March 31, 2022
That one dude seen every weekend in his tye-dye "Keep Austin Weird" shirt. He smokes a lot of weed & can get you shrooms & acid too. He's a kind hearted soul who repels drama, and he's always down for big-chillin'.
Bro #1: "Wanna go to the party this weekend?"
Bro #2 "Will Doobo Tokens be there?"
Bro #1 "Of course."
Bro #2 "Then hell yeah, bring money for shrooms & rum!"
Bro #2 "Will Doobo Tokens be there?"
Bro #1 "Of course."
Bro #2 "Then hell yeah, bring money for shrooms & rum!"
by Koshka00 August 10, 2013
An informal (some might call it vulgar) term used to describe a female who holds a powerful or coveted position only because of her gender. Publisher Larry Flynt first used this term to describe justice Sandra day O'connor of the supreme court.
by simonthefag December 9, 2008
Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.
Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.
Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.
Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.
We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.
We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.
by Larry Vandelay September 28, 2006