liberal toliet 

A toliet with hardly any water in it that has to be flushed several times because it works poorly. An idea by liberals who wanted to conserve water.

The liberal toliet is clogged again.

liberal toliet by adrianne November 8, 2004

sitting on tha toliet 

a youtube video where an obnoxious fat lady sing sitting on tha toliet

sitting on tha toliet

sitting on tha toliet by megs10101 December 11, 2009

Toliet paper 

The softest, most useful material on earth. A beutifal soft piece of paper used to clean anything wet or dirty. Usually coming in a roll, and used mainly in the bathroom.

"I used the whole role of toliet paper after that dump"

"Bro, here's some toliet paper to wipe that off"

Toliet paper by A dead man January 15, 2018

Ohio grimace shake skibidi toliet gyatt 

Ong fr fr that’s what I’m saying

Ohio grimace shake skibidi toliet gyatt

Ohio grimace shake skibidi toliet gyatt by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

√toliet paper 

Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time

I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin

√toliet paper by jifter November 7, 2010

tolie 

A term used instead of penis, or it can be used to describe or define a penis.

Brian is packing. He's got a big tolie.
Dj flashed me his tolie.

tolie by girlcremator October 16, 2007

Toliet Attack 

A code/alert meaning to lock you bathrooms from the outside and grab a bowl to poop and pee in and head to a closet. Toliet attacks happen when a angry, blood thirsty toliet becomes loose. You know if you toliet is mad if it shows sign of mocking, begging, or singing the song "Blood Bath". Toliet attacks need to be taken very seriously.

News Reporter:Toliet Attack Alert! A toliet is on the loose! Lock you bathroom doors and get into a safe area!

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Secretly Infected Toliet: Come on please sit on me!
Person in Bathroom: No, I don't have to go!
Toliet: So, it couldn't hurt!
Person: No, why don't you just shut up!
Toliet (mockingly): No, why don't you just shut up!
Person: That's it, I'm leaving.
Toliet: No, stay!Um..(hesitates) Blood Bath! Blood Bath! AHHHH!
Peron: Oh my gosh, I'm calling the KTJL!What was that number again?
Toilet: BLOOD BATH! AHHHHHH!

Toliet Attack by Killer Toilet Justice League January 30, 2010