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The softest, most useful material on earth. A beutifal soft piece of paper used to clean anything wet or dirty. Usually coming in a roll, and used mainly in the bathroom.
"I used the whole role of toliet paper after that dump"

"Bro, here's some toliet paper to wipe that off"
by A dead man January 16, 2018
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Voldemort is used to describe some one who's nose is dipped in like a tunnel project that was stopped halfway through.
Traditionally remembered as the character from Harry Potter, Voldemort can also be used as an insult for when a persons face is going white through emotions.
Damn, that girl looks like fucking Voldemort.
Bro you looked like Voldemort when you heard your dog died!
by A dead man September 19, 2018
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