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shit the pool

to royally fuck up; to do something so messed up that fixing things is unforseeable
Sorry about the picture message of my dick that I sent to your Mom-it was supposed to go to your sister. I totally shit the pool on that one.
shit the pool by dundunidun December 27, 2011

drop them kids off at the pool 

A more proper way of saying i gots to crap
look man, yall hold up, i got to go drop them kids off at the pool

dropping the kids off at the pool 

yuuper1: Want to get some milkshakes?
yuuper2: No, thanks, I plan on dropping the kids off at the pool later and that would just push me over the edge.

Under the pool table 

Sex term when a female sucks on a male's testicles before giving him oral sex.
Sara went under the pool table while I was sitting on the couch

dropping off the kids at the pool 

To take a mega large crap in the toilet. The kind that splashes water back up.
Naaa man, I can't come... I gots to go drop of the kids at the pool.

dropping the kids at the pool 

doing a number two.
Ed the boss: "Charles, where have you been, you've been away from your desk for ages"
Charles: "Sorry Ed, I've just had to drop the kids at the pool"