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Strimming the mars bar. 

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.
Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.

punching the salad bar 

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.
After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

The Numberpad Has A Zero On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery 

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The Numberpad Has A Zero On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery 

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The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

this is not the intended use of the search bar

your meant to search for stuff like demon time or something, not sentences
"hey dude im gonna search urban dictionary sucks!"

"this is not the intended use of the search bar"

what should i write in the search bar 

imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.
Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.