spunky monkey

Synonym/euphemism for vagina. Heard in municipal court in Oakland, CA.

And then, he put his soup bone in my spunky monkey!

by Gill S. December 15, 2005

Spunky Monkey

It’s when you are spunking so much you become a spunky monkey

I was pat pounding and after I finished I spunked so much

What so you became a spunky monkey?
Yes

by Pat10101 July 8, 2017

Spunky Spider

When there's a concoction of spunk and hair caught in the bath/sink plug hole from overly hairy and hormonal men. When cleaning out the bath and removing this from the hole it causes a clump of spunky hair.

Mum: OH FFS Phil have you been spunking in the bath again, just pulled out a spunky spider while cleaning the bathroom.

by BtotheJMD October 6, 2010

Spunky Duncan

Mythical taxi driver from the Leeds (England) area famed for his competitively priced taxi service (£5 per trip, all destinations) and his unwillingness to remove (intimate) bodily fluids from taxi upholstery.

It is believed that his pricing and upholstery problems are directly related.

Spunky Duncan will take you anywhere for a fiver but you better be careful where you sit.

by Senor Plantain July 4, 2006

Spunky Backpack

When a homosexual male has anal sex with another male and ejaculates onto his back, giving him a backpack made entirely of spunk.

Gay guy to gay friend: "I'd definately give him a spunky backpack... elton john style."

by rutters mullet July 11, 2008

spunky trunks

Used to compliment a sheila on the way she looks in her trousers.

-G'day spunky trunks!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005