The shittiest city on the planet. Full of thieves, prone to torrential rain and flooding, home to a ravaging homeless problem, in the path of the migratory patterns of giant killer wasps.
...I'm only lying about one of those.
So please stop moving here.
...I'm only lying about one of those.
So please stop moving here.
If everyone keeps moving to Seattle, the crystalline bubble that protects it will burst and it will become just another New York.
by CyraEm January 4, 2011
Like a city, but with white people.
Look, this bus, the streets, the monorail, the westlake mall, the hihp-hop clubs, are all filled with mostly white people (and a few white-skinned asians and bi-racials).
by seattle cracker June 24, 2005
The whitest, most liberal city in America. Packed with smug hippies and wannabe hipsters, Seattle prides itself on its liberal politics to the extreme of ignoring any facts that may contradict the feelings that dictate this towns actions.
Corrupt elections are rigged and fixed for Democrats or the closest candidate to a socialist that can be found.
Seattleites think themselves tolerant (as long as you are a raving socialist), integrated (easy in an all-white city), and that the entire world thinks the same way they do.
Corrupt elections are rigged and fixed for Democrats or the closest candidate to a socialist that can be found.
Seattleites think themselves tolerant (as long as you are a raving socialist), integrated (easy in an all-white city), and that the entire world thinks the same way they do.
Every Seattle idiot whines about the 2004 election fraud in Ohio but Seattle elections in King County "found" Democrat votes three times in cages and ballot boxes that had been certified empty three times!
A statue of Lenin graces Seattles Fremont neighborhood and should be burned to the ground.
The women are fat and cannot dress themselves.
The men are whiny, soft, and weak.
A statue of Lenin graces Seattles Fremont neighborhood and should be burned to the ground.
The women are fat and cannot dress themselves.
The men are whiny, soft, and weak.
by Seattle Hater April 14, 2007
by Amazing guinea pig July 8, 2011
A largeish city in the far northwestern corner of the United States. It is the larges in the state of Washington and it never stops raining. Prominent features include, the Space Needle, and Starbucks world head quarters. It is the city with the highest suicide rate in the country and no wornder with all that rain and all the people who don't stop talking about themselves or why their city is so important...to no one.
Seattlite: "I'm so hella cool cuz I'm from Seattle, and did I mention I'm from Seattle? Lets walk to one of the 500 Starbucks or Java Juices in the rain and let me tell you why MY city (Seattle) and I are the only things that matter in the world!...Seattle!"
by The Vegas February 12, 2009
Seattle is the most northern major city in the united states, about 100 miles south of the Canadian border and 170 miles north of portland oregan. It is also home to over 3.7 billion residense in the metro area. Seattle is the birthplace of Jimi Hendrix, Bruce lee, The Wailers, Nirvanna, Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam which made the 'grunge' scence so popular here. Also the birthplace of rapper sir mix alot. Also the companies that were started here are; Starbucks, Tully's coffe, microsoft, nordstrom, Bungie (makers of halo), amazon.com, Uwajimaya and UPS. But most famous for The Pike Place market, The Spaceneedle, and The Moore theatre. Another touristy attraction is the underground Seattle. Seattle was ranked number 1 over new york and every other major citry in the u.s. for the most car-conjested city in the united states, and is ranked number 14 out of 360 other cities for size in square miles.
Okay now those are just facts my opinion is seattle is the most best place to live for sure. The people here are nice and friendly, and theirs no such thing as the seattle freeze someone from portland probly wrote that. If you're a tourist people will gladly point you in the right direction to where you're going also if you're new or just visiting a good place to go is a place called view point park in west seattle worth the cab or bus ride to see the city's skyline especially at night it is a must see.
Okay now those are just facts my opinion is seattle is the most best place to live for sure. The people here are nice and friendly, and theirs no such thing as the seattle freeze someone from portland probly wrote that. If you're a tourist people will gladly point you in the right direction to where you're going also if you're new or just visiting a good place to go is a place called view point park in west seattle worth the cab or bus ride to see the city's skyline especially at night it is a must see.
Tourist: Excuse me but do you know where the first starbucks is at?
Seattleite:Yea! It's on Stewart st and Pike pl, Near the pike place market in downtown seattle
Tourist:Oh thank you, you seattleites are soo nice(:
Seattleite:Yea! It's on Stewart st and Pike pl, Near the pike place market in downtown seattle
Tourist:Oh thank you, you seattleites are soo nice(:
by Scottiieee!(; January 8, 2011
A city in the Pacific Northwest with pleasant weather (not in winter though), a picturesque skyline, and lots of outdoor activities. A good place to visit on a vacation, but can get really boring to live in unless you enjoy the outdoors, in which case its great!
Some of its most famous "land marks" though, are not that interesting. How many times can you go to the space needle? Its just a big tower, and not even the tallest in Seattle. The Pike Place market is underwhelming as well, especially now that there's always some idiot in a car trying to honk their way through the crowds.
There are plenty of other interesting sights that one could visit. The MOHAI museum is nice, along with the wetland park nearby. Don't go to the U-District, its crappy and trendy, instead go to Fremont or Ballard, they have real character.
Some of its most famous "land marks" though, are not that interesting. How many times can you go to the space needle? Its just a big tower, and not even the tallest in Seattle. The Pike Place market is underwhelming as well, especially now that there's always some idiot in a car trying to honk their way through the crowds.
There are plenty of other interesting sights that one could visit. The MOHAI museum is nice, along with the wetland park nearby. Don't go to the U-District, its crappy and trendy, instead go to Fremont or Ballard, they have real character.
"Seattle is so boring and there's nothing to do"
"Thats because either you live in greater Seattle or Shoreline, which ARE boring, or you just don't get out"
"Thats because either you live in greater Seattle or Shoreline, which ARE boring, or you just don't get out"
by quacklesplork April 3, 2008