Schwag

Swag for jewish people

Wowww, Ben Greenbergwitzstein has unamountable Schwag. thiis is actually ridiculous, look how schwag his yarmulke is.

by Swellerton December 25, 2010

Schwicky Schwag

An anagram for "Liberty Launcher", a weapon in the 2007 First Person shooter Team Fortress 2

"What's a schwicky schwag? what does that even mean?"
"It's the liberty launcher!"

by ferkon December 7, 2020

diggity schwag

The extreme version of schwag, a description of something of very poor quality, usually used in reference to bad pot.

The exact opposite of diggity dank.

Fuck, this shit is diggity schwag.

by Revchu April 5, 2004

schwag blasting

The procedure by which one gets high and remains high with schwag -- smoking continuously without any breaks.

We spent the entire evening schwag blasting arround the campfire.

by pj July 27, 2003

Schwag Bag

A form of plastic bag frequently used for the sale of cheap marijuana. Characterized by the lack of a Ziploc-style seal, the closing of these bags involves licking. Often seen scattered sporadically in the homes of marijuana-smoking individuals.

"This schwag bag is filled with some ugly ass seeds, looks like you got some of that Bobby Brown"

by dr jackson September 14, 2009

Schwag Muck

Noun. Anything gross, disgusting or unwanted.

Build-up on or around toilets, drains, or mouths, Pond scum, caked on food, crusty excess, or corrosion. "I am so disgusted at the schwag muck that is around the toilet bowl". "I refuse to stick my hand in that scwag muck!"

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 1, 2013

schwag coma

1.The state of mind after smoking WAY to much schwag.

john has been looking at the tv for six hours. oh he must be in a schwag coma

by dixen nit December 5, 2009