a pre teen with a 5 year old voice and 90 year old nipples her hairy nonce bruno records her shmiggle videos at 3 am with tuna pasta breath, many people think she’s an idol but she plays mineplex before her bedtime at 9pm her clothes are made of wash clothes that are crusty and has brunos cum on it
person 1: is that ruby rube?
person 2: no it’s RHUBARB RUPPLE
person 1: oh 3 am in bed with bruno
person 2: ughgggghhhhdhfhhfhd
by 3llie b4rry January 11, 2019
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(Verb) To slack off for 4 weeks on a school project while the competition works for the entire time straigt. The night before the project is due have one group member take it home put some crap together and barely make a working project, the next day, at the big competition between many schools, your project wins first place while the other groups project crashes and burns. Your project later falls apart on the bus ride home.
I totally pulled a Rube Goldberg out of my ass on that one, 1st place up in here.
by sander and drill March 23, 2006
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Essentially diversionary social issues like abortion or gay marriage.
“The primary purpose of the GOP these days is to provide tax breaks and other financial advantages... to their wealthy donor base. All the rest of their platform, all the culture wars stuff, is simply rube bait.” -Mike Lofgren, author of The Party is Over (2012).
by See also Hunter S. Thompson October 1, 2019
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Its a toy cube that is CoLoUrFuL and slides to make all sides 1 colour or absoluteley demented patterns;it has 6 sides and each side has a different colour, the colours usually being: pink, orange, white,blue, green and yellow (doesnt apply to the spin-offs) first made by a certain gang in a school because their pronunciation is s*it,
This rube comes from a rubix cube that serves no purpose other than to make people rage however, if someone can solve it... they are a smart-ass who is a nerd.
Person 1:Dude is that a cubix rube?

Person 2:No its a rubix cube.

Person 1:Nah I'm pretty sure that its a cubix rube.

Person 2:The fuck?
by blu_blu_kalina February 16, 2019
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A large collection of awkward, unsophisticated sports fans that enjoy communicating through the Internet and at various social functions and events.
I would like to discuss the implications of having two burritos for lunch. I'm going to discuss it with rubes on rube chat.
by Dr. RosenRosen May 5, 2006
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Something that is dank as helll and deserves utmost praise
That was so danky rube
by Chlabby November 12, 2015
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A gay bald sexy egg looking ass humptydumpty wannabe that’s played the gayest console in the world ps4 and he likes to go down in waffle baby and also sexy old man ginger boy
Oh look at the rube king he’s gonna go dick down big baby waffle baby
by Rubenisbigdaddy February 25, 2019
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