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A bunch of 35-45 year old males who are bored with life. These nerds call each other names on a message board all night until they have to go to bed at 10pm, wake up at 7am, and go to their pithy 9-5 job where their boss rides them all day. They then come home to an aging wife who's putting on 5lbs a week and an 11 year old boy who can't stop pissing his bed and shitting himself on the school bus.
You see Kevin over there? He posts on Rube Chat as "Night Train." His life is pathetic but boy does he love acting tough on the internet.
by DC4MVP January 31, 2017
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Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that Minnesota sports fan overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "points" added... (and by "points" I mean other insecure members post in your thread to increase THEIR OWN points count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, or sent you a message.

It does serve as a purposeful tool for anyone who is feeling they are not as smart as the people they hang out with in real life. Just a few minutes on Rube Chat and you'll find yourself thinking that you just might be one of the smartest people in the world.
Yo dawg I was totally getting schooled playing Trivial Persuit so I logged on to Rube Chat and within minutes I was schooling people with my knowledge of brown ties, sharts, religion, and politics! Oh and we talked some sports to.
by abilities July 06, 2006
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An online Minnesota Sports message board commonly tarnished with the thoughts of Brett Favre loving Packer Fans, as well as a really annoying poster that goes by "Lastridge"
Rube Chat Thread
Derps: So is Favre still the best, or after Mannings Superbowl has he edged #4 out?
by LOLDONKAMENTS June 09, 2007
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A large collection of awkward, unsophisticated sports fans that enjoy communicating through the Internet and at various social functions and events.
I would like to discuss the implications of having two burritos for lunch. I'm going to discuss it with rubes on rube chat.
by Dr. RosenRosen May 05, 2006
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