road rules

a show that makes your heart heavy and your prostate weak

when i watch road rules my bowels well up and i rech all over my cat

by Hobo joe August 02, 2003

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

MTV's Real World on wheels. Basically as boring as any other road-trip-based reality TV show that doesn't involve high-speed police chases.

MTV also devotes at least 8 hours a day to Road Rules reruns/marathons.

by AYB July 12, 2003

Road Rules suks, and so does MTV in general.

by Bill July 29, 2003

shit, how many times are they going to show road rules today, why don't they show videos?

by Matt Zero July 31, 2003

A horrible show that should be banned in all countries around the world except iraq, where its only legal for torture.

They killed the poor guy with road rules.

by BYOB August 02, 2003

just about the worst show on MTV. Right next to Who's Got Game.

Did you watch Road Rules tonight?
Yeah it sucked!

by Anonymous July 24, 2003