REM job

When a girl begins to have sex with you while you are sleeping.

"Hey man, I brought this girl home from the bar and I didnt want to have sex with her so I just went to sleep. Then I woke up with her on top of me."
"You got REM jobbed."

by verbthatnoun February 14, 2014

rems

The Greatest Player on Star Wars Galaxies Server Corbantis. TKM MF Who Never Loses Duels. Has Beaten 13 Jedis And Has A Bounty of 2,000,000 Credits On Him.

Holy Shit Rems Just Took 2 Jedi!

by Joseph R. Lavet January 20, 2005

REM job

REM stands for rapid eye movement--a sleep stage. A REM job is a colourful euphemism for sleeping--a play on the phrase rim job.

When I get home from work tonight I am gonna get the best REM job!

by Rachel182 May 22, 2007

Dirty Rem

A self important leader. Someone that believes his opinion is indeed a fact.

1. Yeah, Dirty Rem once again thought he alone knows the meaning of life. 2. Dirty Rem had everyone follow his example again. Of course we failed.

by Don Tomek June 18, 2023

Rem Bem

Rem Bem is my bubba. Mine only. He’s my whole world i love him sm, to the moon and back.

Rem Bem is my bubba and I’m not sharing.

by Ron Bon <3 February 4, 2021

Rem Doctor

an extended version of the word Rem

Big Mac:D : Ha Ha Ben you rem doctor!
Ben: UUUGH!

by Big Mac 92 November 13, 2007

rem ram

To perform a sex act in one's sleep.

I woke up sore; must have had a good rem ram last night.

by funniestgirlinmyworld June 7, 2010