Ok so there are these two dogs named Shirley and Miley and they live in Ohio and they’re really awesome and really cute and they’re the definition of queens and they are besties and slay so hard together and I Stan them 100%
An amazing band that made the best songs every and has the sexiest, hottest, and prettiest drummer in the world. Also has the best singer in the world, Freddie Mercury.
Me: isn’t Queen the best?!?
Friend: what is Queen?
Me: with my hand in your grease gun you will soon die