Slang term used to refer to various inhalable substances, which can provide a high to a desperate drug user.

'Nang' itself is a term for nitrous oxide when inhaled for recreational use.

The quintessential poor man's nang is CO2 generated by a shaken soft drink, which is inhaled to provide a mild narcotic effect.
Dan: "Why does Darryl always fill his bong up with soda water?"
Jason: "Probably just getting his poor man's nang."
by htheorem November 6, 2016
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An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.
"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."
by Goops The Jetman August 4, 2006
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Common street slang for crystal meth (methenphetamine). Used because coke is expensive for a short high while crystal meth is much less for almost a 48 hour high.
Guy: I'm gonna go pick up some coke for the weekend.
Salesguy: Why try coke when you can try poor mans coke, it's much cheaper and it last longer ... It's Great!
by Rapapapaptta February 24, 2006
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A term originating in the Reef (the main cafeteria) at St. John's University (Minn). The term refers to a mixture of hot chocolate and straight black coffee. Students need to concoct their own mocha because the Reef does not provide mochas and student's are far too poor to afford a $4 coffee from Starbucks everyday. The term 'hobo mocha' has also been used to describe this beverage.
Bennie: Is that hot chocolate?
Johnnie: No way! This is a Poor Man's Mocha!
by JR Saff September 20, 2011
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A party in which the host instructs people NOT to eat for at least a couple of hours before coming to the party. This is because drinking on an empty stomach gets you drunk faster therefore requiring less alchohol to be purchased.
Hey Kate I'm throwing a party this weekend but running low on cash so it's looking like its gonna be a poor man's party.
by forever_undeadd March 28, 2009
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A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdraw his phallus and take a large dump in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.
The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*
by Andy/Ben November 22, 2007
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when a poor man has to actually clean the resin out of the pipe and smoke it, because he doesn't have anymore weed.
friend: "yo chynna you got some bud?"

Chynna:"sorry man. i'm down to smoking that poor man's weed."
by chynnavagina February 22, 2008
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