3 definitions by htheorem
A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.
Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
by htheorem May 17, 2021
Noun. Post-session seating position syndrome.
Occurs after getting baked while sitting in a car, reclining the seat, and then being unable to find a seating position that feels normal to drive for the next 20 minutes to 2 hours.
Acronym pronounced 'Pisspos', and when used in full form session is often abbreviated to sesh.
Occurs after getting baked while sitting in a car, reclining the seat, and then being unable to find a seating position that feels normal to drive for the next 20 minutes to 2 hours.
Acronym pronounced 'Pisspos', and when used in full form session is often abbreviated to sesh.
Dwayne: "This seat feels weird all of a sudden. Did I have the lumbar support on before?"
Jwayne: "No, you're just experiencing post-sesh seating position syndrome... PSSPS!"
Jwayne: "No, you're just experiencing post-sesh seating position syndrome... PSSPS!"
by htheorem March 7, 2021
Slang term used to refer to various inhalable substances, which can provide a high to a desperate drug user.
'Nang' itself is a term for nitrous oxide when inhaled for recreational use.
The quintessential poor man's nang is CO2 generated by a shaken soft drink, which is inhaled to provide a mild narcotic effect.
'Nang' itself is a term for nitrous oxide when inhaled for recreational use.
The quintessential poor man's nang is CO2 generated by a shaken soft drink, which is inhaled to provide a mild narcotic effect.
Dan: "Why does Darryl always fill his bong up with soda water?"
Jason: "Probably just getting his poor man's nang."
Jason: "Probably just getting his poor man's nang."
by htheorem November 6, 2016