agnostic philosophist 

someone who believes no one is correct on how we got here and why and that we possibly may never know, and instead comes up with random theories and proof of theories in their everyday life then chooses their favorite to believe for the day, week, etc.

Boy 1: Isn't that girl over there an atheist?
Boy 2: No I hear she's an "agnostic philosophist"
Boy 1: The hell is that?
Boy 2: I think someone who thinks there's nothing to be known of the existence of god/gods and instead comes up with their own theories to believe in.

agnostic philosophist by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015

philoopher 

A philosopher who is usually uninterested in a conversation, due to unfriendliess and bitter distaste for discourse

Ted, whilst discussing ethics, reflected his status as a philoopher when he frowned and replied "buh" to any statement. He is quite the douche

philoopher by mick620 February 22, 2011

Facebook Philosopher 

An individual whose Facebook statuses are often chiched quotes such as "when in doubt, just take the next small step", "make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present", or "sometimes its hard to understand, but time tells truth." These give the impression that said Facebook user is wise, when in fact they are merely putting on airs.

A: "Wow, Jeff is pretty deep!"

B: "Nah, he's just a Facebook Philosopher"

Facebook Philosopher by twentyXDsix July 31, 2009

philosopher

One who spends his life pondering questions that no one has asked, which have no answers, for use in debates of no meaning.

Refutation of the Nonexistence of Impossibility has successfully refuted empiricism, nihilism, subjectivism, constructivism, pantheism, intrinsicism, solipsism, objectivism, nominalism, conventionalism, materialism, accidentalism, irrationalism, emotionalism, representationalism, phenomenalism, agnosticism, intuitionism, theism, skepticism, esotericism, probabilism, rationalism, foundationalism, coherentism, atheism, relativism, mysticism, altruism, idealism, fatalism, hedonism, humanism, inhumanism, pragmatism, sensualism, utilitarianism, egoism, anarchism, animism, determinism, behaviorism, capitalism, transcendentalism, dualism, collectivism, cannibalism, axhilism, libertarianism, dogmatism, egalitarianism, immoralism, individualism, existentialism, interpretevism, logicism, meliorism, multiculturalism, reductionism, secularism, socialism, stoicism, and aestheticism.

You can negate all existence and meaning through philosophy. Of course, you can argue that philosophical reasoning is limited and refutes itself, but that is also a philosophical argument.

philosopher by Killing Kittens November 17, 2004

philosophistic 

Philosophical in a complex or sophisticated manner.Used to describe a mood or feeling.

Alex was feeling philosphistic.He proceeded to annoy his friends ranting endlessly about virtues, principles and truths of being, knowledge or conduct.

philosophistic by Matthew Pang & Alex Kua August 30, 2005

Philosopher Kink 

Thirsty for philosophers, commonly Aristotle

Zach: Taylor thinks Aristotle has beautiful eyes?
Molly: Yea he has a philosopher kink.

Philosopher Kink by Molly😘 November 29, 2021

philosophisizing 

Thinking very deeply and then sharing with everyone (whether they like it or not). Overthinking ,usually.

My friend Sean spends a lot of time philosophisizing about the deep issues of the world (like what's for lunch).

philosophisizing by Emmamess November 23, 2011