perverts

perverts:(per-verts) pl n. - drooling, table leg humping, rabid man dogs sitting at their computers with their cams on clutching their calloused over used penis in a trance like state whilst watching bertha big butt porn and sweet talking even the ugliest women in chat rooms in desperate hopes of convincing her to show her boobies (or more) on cam.

lisa became so disgusted with the pathetic perverts online that she now blocks them on contact.

by lisa d December 7, 2006

pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.

His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

by Saucy girlfriend April 6, 2008

PERVERTISM

When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!

Ew that's pervertism

by Jeffysayswhatsayin May 11, 2020

Pervert

Term used by people who are hypocrites because were all "perverts". We all crave sex, but some crave it more than others and these people are called perverts but still theyre hypocrites because they crave sex too. People who say this term are usually too immature to handle sex.

Idiot: Hey whats up?

Normal Person: Looking at porn, you wanna watch.

Idiot: OMGee you are such a pervert!

Normal Person: Hey smartass we all get horny, its just natural.

by I'm smart as the day is long October 11, 2009

perverted

A things every teen denies being, but usually are

I'm not perverted, sure I like porn but I'm not a pervert!

by Supreme Leader of Fucking May 25, 2019

Pervert

what all 7th grade boys are

Taylor: Bryce is such a pervert

Bryce: So is ur mom in bed

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by JIMMY JOHNSON! April 28, 2009

Pervert

A word prudes use to describe the natural fact that men enjoy the way women look.

Heck, where would we be if men did not like the way women looked? That's right, extinct!!!

Did you see that guy looking at her ass, what a pervert.

by Concerned Citizen 100 March 22, 2009