Parallel Friends, are two men which are the BESTEST of friends but can't be gay for each other because they're both straight and agree to be just friends
Person 1: *hugs*
Person 2: *hugs back*
Person 3 (in the distance): Man those two are good Parallel Friends.
Person 4 (talking to Person 3): I know right?
Person 2: *hugs back*
Person 3 (in the distance): Man those two are good Parallel Friends.
Person 4 (talking to Person 3): I know right?
by Spaaky December 2, 2020
by Selffulfilledde14cc May 19, 2016
The manuver in which rather than following the standard method for parallel parking, one simply pulls into a spot nose-first and proceeds to straighten out as if they had done an actual parallel parking job. Also, the telling of a story of parallel parking using such a method
"...So I was parallel parking, and I just pulled in without backing up or anything."
"Oh...so you mean a parallel farce?"
"Oh...so you mean a parallel farce?"
by Mr. Kraft Singles August 29, 2008
The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.
Sally: How did the date end?
Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.
by MizzM. December 6, 2011
by Desertghost87 December 13, 2011
The Parallel Park is an intimate move used to initiate the Spoon technique.
It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.
It can be applied when one unsuspecting individual is casually lying on their side, forming a typical "big spoon" orientation. The other individual commences the Parallel Park by asserting themselves (consensually) as the "little spoon" through various methods such as simply sliding in smoothly or more energetically. Typically used in romantic relationships.
"Bro I was just chilling on the couch watching a fish documentary on my phone when my girlfriend parallel parked me since she wanted to watch too"
by btw soma May 16, 2021
what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em
by douglas epley November 27, 2006