Hook

To latch-on to a gay person's anus with the index finger. The term for "hooking" originates from this. Gays prefer one finger at a time although closet gays prefer the whole fist.

Hey did you see Maurice hook that gay bloke at the beach?

by Gay Hook February 19, 2009

Hook

The west coast version of a Gill. If someone says something stupid, you reserve the right to burn the back of their neck with a quick and forceful hand rub as if you were "hooking" their neck.

Joe: I went to KFC for lunch but all they had was chicken.
Bill: Of course dumbass, it's KFC! Thats a hook!
Joe: This is gonna hurt...

by Taerik January 17, 2008

hook

a curved object for hanging things on, or even being a pirate, perhaps murder.

there was a dead pig hanging on the butchers hook, it made me feel good.

by Lahna December 9, 2008

hooks

1. when u see a friend and give them something u have or have access to and they don't thereby causing them to get excited and say, "HOOKS!"

2. part of a statement to imply to someone that u would like them to give u some of what they got.

1. Statmore girl 1: "Hey, here's the last beer."
Statmore girl 2: "Hooks!"

2. "Hooks with the blunt!"

by CMurder July 10, 2006

hook

a vice lord

man fuck dat hook

by Dirty-G October 5, 2003

hook

(v) The act of hooking, such as a hooker does. That is, fornicating for monetary compensation.

She doesn't have a real job; she hooks for money.

by plasticus March 7, 2004

hooks

a short, midget like being, with the heart of a warrior and a like of Texas (his only shortcoming).

Watch out for that hooks! He is spewing his pro-texan crap again!

by MonkeysAteMyLaundry April 29, 2008