Person 1: Did Colleen just strip out of her bathing suit in the middle of the living room on her way to the shower?
Person 2: Yeah, no biggie, she’s the token nude.
Person 2: Yeah, no biggie, she’s the token nude.
by Kherj December 25, 2020
The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
by UrbanDict is life March 23, 2016
Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019
by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019
Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.
The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex
The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex
Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude
by Gzoom August 30, 2017
A Ninja Nude is the act of getting fully undressed and taking a nude picture during a meeting, classroom lecture or other busy event. Nearly impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
by UrbanDict is life March 23, 2016
One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!
by PaSaVaBa January 8, 2005