fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.

I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?

by Vebb May 20, 2016

Overtime fix

An error in an IT industry which fixes itself over time without the interaction of technician.

Yesterday it didn't work, but now it does. Such an overtime fix.

by ThomasCZE August 3, 2020

pricks fix

To set the terms of a deal in which one side (usually yours) is far more beneficial. It is generally dicking someone over when deciding how a deal or event will play out. Used in Bad Santa by Bernie Mac when he dicks Billy Bob & the midget out of half their loot.

"This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff! I tell YOU how it's gonna be. This is pricks fix!"

by Camaro829 December 25, 2009

stare-fix

To stare at a problem until it goes away

Without any visible alternatives, Lee stare-fixed the problem into submission.

by Bobbo_O July 24, 2009

daily fix

A person you cannot go a day without talking to.

'David, have u spoken to Atari today?' 'Ofcourse, She's my Daily fix. Cannot do without her'

by @realmace May 14, 2014

Fix-it baby

when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.

"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."

"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."

"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."

"I never said it was permanent."

by The Credible Hulk June 1, 2012

Fix the Mailbox

A polite way to say you need to go jack off.

Sorry, I can’t ride with you to the store, I have to fix the mailbox.

by Truthteller85 September 23, 2018