Nervous Al

A geek who walks up to an attractive woman and prematurely ejaculates so hard that semen shoots through his pants and splatters all over the poor girl.

That girl got soaked from that Nervous Al!

by Travisimoooo July 24, 2010

nervous pudding

Jello gelatin

Tony wants a bowl of nervous pudding.

by Tcbohica May 13, 2016

A Nervous Tyler

A glass of ginger ale and two alka-seltzer. Used to calm the nerves.

I had a upset stomach so I drank a Nervous Tyler

by Stu846 September 7, 2007

the nervous game

yay! the nervous game: either grab or "feel" the person. start from their legs to get intense, then work your way up. and always ask "are you nervous" to the person you are doing it to. the more they say 'no", keep movin up. the more giggles, the more nervous they get. they can go through several sensations during the nervous game XD wootdizzle.

kathleen flores made it up. =)

do you wanna play THE NERVOUS GAME?
<game starts>
i feel the thigh
"are you nervous"
"no"
i feel the side...
"are you nervous"
*giggles* yes!

hahah. its great.

by kafween November 21, 2007

nervous sphincter

an asshole that is producing little, meekly farts

You got a nervous sphincter there boy. C'mon, let 'er rip!

by King Shit January 19, 2003

Nervous Turtle

The shit that you take before a job interview or an important presentation caused by nervousness.

"I did an awesome presentation today on Investing for some clients. I was a bit nervous beforehand but felt much better after releasing some Nervous turtles"

by samimiami December 14, 2011

nervous erection

When you really want to do something but your nervous. Term can be used both literally or metaphorically

They all had nervous erections for the mountain pass. They had wanted to do the hike for a while but it was going to be difficult and dangerous in parts.

Rob had a nervous erection. She was the perfect combination of hot and willing but he was worried about not performing and cumping again.

by The Stinge2 March 17, 2017