Narnia Wardrobe

When a girl mysteriously stops putting out, much like the way the wardrobe to Narnia sometimes doesn't allow for penetration into the mysterious land beyond.

After that spanish seagull, she just turned into a narnia wardrobe. Fuck.

by fornicatia December 10, 2009

Narnia gay

So far in the closet, you're in Narnia.

Look at that guy eyeing me up like that, he's such a Narnia gay...

by Psychemaster March 6, 2007

the chronic of narnia

legendary weed that is supposed to be so potent, that you are stoned in one hit. many search for it, but no one has reported finding it. described as having so many red-hairs, that it looks like a lions mane

Spicolli: dude, I think I found the chronic of narnia!
Bro: naw dude, it was just good jamacian stuff, but keep trying

by swampthing69 May 3, 2009

Going to Narnia

When a female's breasts are so large that you could stick your head in between them and have your whole head disappear. When your head disappears, it ends up in Narnia.

"Whoa that girl could take me to Narnia."
"I'm going to get to go to Narnia tonight."
"I'm going to Narnia later today."

by Diz-E (DumplinG) May 29, 2008

Queen of Narnia

a gay guy who's so far in the closet (or wardrobe!) that he's in Narnia.

I can't believe that he hasn't come out to you yet--what a Queen of Narnia!

by margaretcostello July 25, 2006

Finding Narnia

Getting so intoxicated that you think you have found Narnia

Sam- "Dude, I found Narnia"
Joe- "Where man?"
Sam- "It's in this water bottle!"
Joe- "Alright man time to go to sleep, you're finding Narnia again."

by MaximusFratimus September 27, 2013

Narnia Holiday

A Narnia Holiday is when your boyfriend sends you away somewhere because he has people visiting him who do not know he is gay. That way he gets to stay in the closet.

My boyfriend had his mother visting him so he sent me on a narnia holiday at my mates place for the week.

by SpI July 29, 2015