A gay minute is equivalent to five straight minutes. Used by queer alliances to describe the time we wait for enough people to show up to meetings
by gendervague March 3, 2017
My Colombian friend Dan is always running late. When he says he will be there "in ten minutes" you have about an hour to kill since he means Colombian minutes.
by gtbarry September 8, 2008
A future holiday that will celebrate our planet for one minute. All things electric or fuel engineered shall be shut off for exactly 60 seconds. It will feel like a worldwide power outage that lasts one full minute. Earth Day lasts 24 hours, Earth Hour lasts 60 minutes, and Earth Minute lasts 60 seconds. We are giving less time and importance to mother earth, but on the bright side some time is better than no time.
When I was kid, we celebrated something called Earth Day. When I was a teenager, we celebrated something called Earth Hour. As an adult, we are celebrating something called Earth Minute.
by Nature Guy47853 April 22, 2009
Her: Have you ever slept with Russell?
Sister: No, hes married I do believe.
Her: Oh!!!! Well Russell definitely is a minute man, finishing before I ever came. I swear he was in my pussy for under a minute before he groaned and came.
Sister: Sounds like a waste of time!! Or lack their of
Sister: No, hes married I do believe.
Her: Oh!!!! Well Russell definitely is a minute man, finishing before I ever came. I swear he was in my pussy for under a minute before he groaned and came.
Sister: Sounds like a waste of time!! Or lack their of
by heyithappens March 29, 2015
1) an unspecified period of time, generally used when you wish to impress upon someone that you've been waiting for them much longer than desired.
2) the nebulous "suggested" amount of time recommended before venturing into a place where you have done something immoral, illegal or where something unpleasant has happened.
2) the nebulous "suggested" amount of time recommended before venturing into a place where you have done something immoral, illegal or where something unpleasant has happened.
1) "Shit man I'm sorry, how long have you been here?"
"A good minute"
2) Ya know I'd wait a good minute before I'd go back to the pub, they know you were the one who snaked out on a $100 tab."
"A good minute"
2) Ya know I'd wait a good minute before I'd go back to the pub, they know you were the one who snaked out on a $100 tab."
by Dove July 8, 2004
The perceptual slowdown of time while you're pooping.
Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:
1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:
1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Matthew: Oh jesus, sorry for taking so long on the toilet.
Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.
Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.
Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
by daeyoh September 20, 2020
by Johnny the rapist May 15, 2010