friend 1 " I'
m so happy that you married the love of your life!"
friend
2 " He is such a loser !! I'
m just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'
m kicking him to the curb!"
husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our 1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that cute pool boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"