Lance

The quick insertion of an insult while giving a complement in which the complement outways the insult.

Your really look nice today, how far along are you?

You so got lanced.
L2

by Weareclackers...... March 5, 2014

Lance

Lance is short for Lance-romance, which means that your boy is putting in overtime with a girl. Or Lancing.

Come one Lance, let's leave this party.
Look at Chris, getting his lance on over there.
You coming to the game with us, or are you getting your lance on tonight with Leigh.

by Ciznal April 18, 2007

Lance

Don’t be surprised if Lance is gay.

Did you see Lance sucking cock behind the stairwell yesterday?

by fendii.i May 15, 2018

Lance

A giant Slongdaconda

Look at that Lance

by BlackJesusCrip January 29, 2014

Lance

1. Very long, slender, and pointy penis.
2. A long medieval weapon with a metal point carried by cavalry into bloody battle.

1. Lance nailed me with his lance.
2. Sir Lance nailed me with his lance.

by Theshouldbes June 13, 2005

Lancing

To be a total douchebag and break out in a high school musical dance in class.

Yo dude. wtf lance. - me

"WOOOO"-lance

lololol. hes lancing"

by I MAKE WAFFLEZ June 8, 2010

lance

the type of person who gets pervy way too easily and gets boners easily

Yesterday, I saw an eighth grader running through the school's hallway with a boner, so he must be a lance.

by twofacedbear69 October 9, 2018