knowledge basket
Are you ready? Open up your knowledge basket because here it comes. That girl is a golddigger and she wants your money.
knowledge basket by Varnell August 8, 2006
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knowledge bomb
the act of completly blowing someones mind with a vast bombardment of information on the subject at hand.
goose man- i think vampires are real.
dylan- vampires are only a figment of the imaginations of people who have built up fear. it all started with the ruthless count vlad dracula aka vlad the impaler.
he was killed for being such an ass. and a few years later where his body was buried there was nothing to be found so it is thought he made a deal with the devil to become immortal and all vampires are his offspirng.
-i jsut blew your mind
^knowledge bomb^
dylan- vampires are only a figment of the imaginations of people who have built up fear. it all started with the ruthless count vlad dracula aka vlad the impaler.
he was killed for being such an ass. and a few years later where his body was buried there was nothing to be found so it is thought he made a deal with the devil to become immortal and all vampires are his offspirng.
-i jsut blew your mind
^knowledge bomb^
knowledge bomb by crakajim December 16, 2008
knowledge integration
The practice of combining knowledge across disciplinary boundaries and collaborating with diverse specialists in order to tackle complex problems.
There's an unusual and demanding arts and science degree in knowledge integration offered at the University of Waterloo. However, having a piano doesn't make you a musician.
"When a book and a head collide and a hollow sound is heard, must it always have come from the book?" — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
There's an unusual and demanding arts and science degree in knowledge integration offered at the University of Waterloo. However, having a piano doesn't make you a musician.
"When a book and a head collide and a hollow sound is heard, must it always have come from the book?" — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
When I graduate from med school, I will be trained to practice medicine. Whether I'm any good at it depends on me and how I study, work and learn. When I graduate from Knowledge Integration I will be trained to collaborate with peers from many disciplines.
knowledge integration by RaisedEyebrow March 2, 2010
Knowledge palooza
Getting smashed by knowledge repeatedly until you cannot take it anymore and you realise you are fully contaminated by knowledge and you don’t know what to do with it
Knowledge palooza by Plsfix June 2, 2022
Knowledge Slap
When someone is talking crap and you prove them wrong or shut them up by stating facts and showing proof.
My girlfriend was arguing with me about who was the main actor in the movie Gladiator, being my favorite movie of all times...I had to drop that "Knowledge Slap"...
Knowledge Slap by xxxcubanxxx October 29, 2011
Knowledge Management
Knowledge Management (KM) is a discipline of management supposedly dedicated to ensuring that people in an organisation have timely access to the information and expertise they need to do their job. In reality, KM is a discipline full of semi-literate twats who like to use big words. They say things like "We're going to strategically align our knowledge resources with the company-wide strategy going forwards","We're moving into the client space", "I'm mostly working on the growth pillar to add value", and "Going forwards, we're working on a P2P strategy to add value and capture tacit knowledge." In English, all of this roughly translates into one sentence "I'm a giant wanker who produces no meaningful work and talks a load of shite. Senior managers love me because I sound good to other people who only have a fourth grade reading level and are impressed by big words".
KM adds nothing useful to any organisation, except where they have managed to take over research and subscription services or database management. In which cases, the managers take all credit for the work done by their lowly minions, thus further convincing senior management that they "add value", when the reality is quite the opposite. Any cost-cutting exercise in any large organisation should start by savagely slashing the senior KM people - let the minions report to each other and you'll probably get a lot more done anyway.
KM adds nothing useful to any organisation, except where they have managed to take over research and subscription services or database management. In which cases, the managers take all credit for the work done by their lowly minions, thus further convincing senior management that they "add value", when the reality is quite the opposite. Any cost-cutting exercise in any large organisation should start by savagely slashing the senior KM people - let the minions report to each other and you'll probably get a lot more done anyway.
Knowledge Management by ex-KM-minion April 6, 2005