The ability to sidestep and tap dance around the facts and to contradict oneself within the same statement; also known as a mythical god that punishes his victims from higher ground with verbal mind torture. Known to be dressed in beige with a cape, clear flight goggles. Strengths are mind control and weapon of choice is bulletproof anchors.
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