kipper fanny

a really putrid vagina

that chick i had last night had a really smelly kipper fanny

by paddyl August 18, 2007

jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).

John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "

by beetlebodger October 19, 2009

kipper flaps

Big, Stinky, Oily, Sweaty, Fishy Pussy Flaps. Usually found on hobos and other unhygenic women with nips the size of tokyo!

"Get ya Kipper Flaps out for da lads!"

by Clarice big nip March 5, 2008

Kipper Kite

RAF Slang
Coastal Command Aircraft which convoyed
fishing fleets in the North and Irish Seas.

"He's out on a kipper kite run today"

by Gari July 30, 2005

Kipper Dinghy

Another name for a vagina because sometimes the labia are so fucked up it looks like a dinghy and often smells like a rotten kipper.

God damn i only wanted to eat some snatch i ended up going face first into a Kipper Dinghy.

by Dirtyfuckboy! April 7, 2009

Kipper Jonez

A name usually used for a hot guy and a person who has a long dick. And is 100% straight. and whoever it is has no issues what so ever. and they have the biggest urge for sex and can get to any girls pants.

Man Kipper Jonez is so kewl

Kipper Jonez got into my pants last night teehee

by lil_wayne69 March 14, 2009

Giddy Kipper

Someone who is overly excitable or stupid.

John: Did you nail that girl last night?
Rob: No i came in my pants
John: Ya giddy kipper!

by johanmirfin February 16, 2010