The gentle art, you can use it to defend, and attack at the same time. If you have bully problems, DON'T PUNCH!!!!!! Go to the nearest jiu jitsu dojo, and learn.
My friend got me in a jiu jitsu armbar.
by ?????smiley face May 11, 2022
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like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest
i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth
by joseph jesus October 31, 2021
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The machinations of racist lawmakers and legislators during and after the reconstruction era to preserve the status quo.

Extra-judicial activities of the Ku Klux Klan and other white supremacist groups.

Getting away with blatant racism.
How did segregation last a hundred years after the Civil War? That was some real ku jitsu.

Brad lit a bunch of crosses on fire last night, in a display of ku jitsu.

Kevin called his coworker a racial slur and HR didn’t even investigate it. How he keeps practicing ku jitsu is beyond me.
by birdsnplanes June 7, 2021
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The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!
Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!
by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023
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A marital art invented and practiced by world renowned Bad man Donnie Primetime. It is a discipline that is said to take 1000 years to master.
Donnie Primetime is the Master of Prime-Jitsu!
by Donnie Primetime December 20, 2016
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Dork-Jitsu: (Noun): The Art of getting beat up with out fighting back. A Martial Art Sytem, of going down with out a fight, with such stances, as entering into a curled up fetal position, to allow your opponent to strike you, and protect your vitals as you are struck.
Wow, that guy sure did pull out some Dork-Jitsu in that street fight.
by Disobiwan May 27, 2023
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From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.
Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'
by bushlight December 29, 2018
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