jake

A individual who is pure cringe and is really white he wants to cuss cool but all he talks about are your socks
Jake: Yo sup homie what you doin in the his house.
A boy named Dom: Sup fag.
Jake: Yo you want to box with white socks hair ass.
Dom: Damn not my socks.
Jake: Lets fight bitch.
Dom: I don't fight mentally retarded kids that only talk shit about my sock.
by Dominator592 August 10, 2017
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one of the lamest names ever, if your name is jake you will not go anywhere in life... and inface you are proberly fat and gay. give up now as it will just be a waste of time if you don't
by buki is gay April 04, 2010
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A fucking dick~grabbig replica of michael jakcson.
Jake molested me, he sick and perverted.
by Blake Sutton July 15, 2008
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A Jake is a very physically attractive guy, with gorgeous eyes and a charming smile that would make any girl purr. Unfortunately, he's a huge asshole
Omg that guy is so hot, but stay away from him he's a Jake!
by jakethejackass January 09, 2013
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a boy who is way too innocent for any girls to get with.
or a boy girls feel bad getting with because of how innocent he is or acts.
I wanted to sleep with him but he is too much of a jake.
or
I wanted to french kiss him but he was acting like a jake.
by CINCINNATICRUNK June 25, 2007
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to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.
My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.
by Jake McClenahan July 16, 2008
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