To grab or pinch someone's large rear without them noticing. (This does not mean slap, you idiot. Dick move.)
He honked him at the club with a smile for the pathetic but cute attempt at flirting with him.
by Yuguni Anymea September 19, 2016
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A honk is one of those people who get up to get their overhead out as soon as the plane lands, that way getting off of the plane takes way too fucking long.
YOU FUCKING HONKS, wait to get your cooler of diet vanilla pepsi out until it is your turn to get off of THE FUCKING PLANE!!!!!
by Giefer July 4, 2004
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Having a whinge, a moan, a complain or just a good old fashioned honk...
That bloke is always honking about something
by honkus #2 July 1, 2011
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the honk was created in 1997 by a young man called richard dugmore but was raised to another level by the king of honk robert martin who has stayed loyal to the honk since the early days.
acting silly and doing lots of funny things like going on a bus with nothing but a pair of grundles on that would be a classic honk.
by robert martin November 16, 2005
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Deaf people talking, or trying to.

Many people who are legally "deaf" can hear very limited frequency ranges, so their vocal patterns formed around the frequencies they were able to distinguish as a kid. Their speech sounds muted and does not contain details such as the sharpness of a hard "j" or "s" for example. The flat sound of this speech is usually referred to as honking since that's what it sounds like.
"Fucking deafies, nobody understands their honking."
by Razor Scooter Kid March 20, 2010
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