fa hear

short for fuck her originated from the jacob M.

i want fa hear so good.

by johnny Brid. morton February 26, 2008

Interpretive hearing

When someone listening to what they are being told, chooses to interpret what was said to them to fit their current needs.

Mom: son do NOT play with the iPad anymore.
Son: OK Mom
Mom: son you are playing with the iPad again!
Son: yes, but I stopped for ten minutes when you told me to stop.
Mom: now that is interpretive hearing!

by Mr. Foto June 19, 2018

Selective hearing

Hearing what you want too

I am selective hearing

by Webster englishary October 14, 2021

Selective hearing

Selective hearing is a bit like WHEN UR DUMB ASS PARENTS call ur name and u say what and they don't say anything till u go to them.

Parent:"Jimmy!! "
Jimmy:what!!

*silence*
Jimmy:WHAT MOM/DAD!!

*Silence again
(This is literally selective hearing)

by Noxturnal February 22, 2022

hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.

Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.

by SadCandy56 May 10, 2018

Hear Tinka

a phrase used to mock someone after saying something funny or dumb.

Keisha : “I could have you in a fight”
Becky : “Lolll hear tinka tho”

by idontknow243 May 4, 2020

hear cunt

something you say after an idiot says something outrageous. (hear dookie but more offensive)

Tyco: spain is in france ahlie?
benbo: hear cunt

by sweardown09 June 11, 2022