Hairy Legz

When you have the rainforest growing on your legs. Most women will think you are hot and will want to go to Olive Garden for free breadsticks with you.

Damn I bet his Hairy Legz take him to Olive Garden all the time.

Hey I just discovered a new animal in your Hariy Legz Bro.
Your Hairy Legz are so sexy I bet you get all the girls when you go to Olive Gardens.

by abomassalbinkie January 31, 2017

hairy situation

complicated, nasty, undesired situation.

He's in a hairy situation right now.

by Chuck192 March 9, 2012

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006

Hairy Weasel

The unexpected exposure of a private body part. Sometimes happening in yoga or pilates class.

We were stretching our legs when I was greeted by the hairy weasel of the lady standing next to me.

by leahkate June 21, 2006

hairy chequebook

Payment made with a sexual act or favours of the flesh. An alternative method of payment for goods or services, generally used when one is strapped for cash. Technically speaking this is prostitution.

Cabbie: That will be $21.20 thanks.
Punter: Oh fuck, I'm out of cash. Can I pay by the hairy chequebook?

by Natboy August 30, 2005

hairy undergrowth

When a female forgets or heaven forbids refuses to shave her pussy or ass crack and the pubes gain a foothold with terrifying results

Linda I don't want to upset you, but you should shave your hairy undergrowth, because I anit going down there till the lawn is mown,

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

hairy grumbler

A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.

by Bartex L.I. July 31, 2013