when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"
by bornedmcbeef January 4, 2021
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when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner
Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.
by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023
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Boy 1: yo Emma gave Hayden the glasses Gluck last night.

Boy 2: No way!
by H2fizzy June 14, 2022
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Taking the 3000 model up a notch by adding just a little twist to the motion. Enhancing the pleasure....or adding to the wear and tear on your junk.
*please be sure to use generous amount of lube or pre-oral lubing!
Babe, you are too fucking basic with that Gluck Gluck 3000. Step it to the Gluck Gluck 6000 already damnit before I trade you in for a better model!
by RichTheRedn3ck November 2, 2023
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