15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021

give your head a wobble, won't you?

Versatile phrase. Use whenever someone's being a dumbass.

P1: There's so much proof that the earth is flat, open your eyes!
P2: You daft cunt. Give your head a wobble, won't you?

by makkapakka-akkawakka May 17, 2021

National Give a boy head day

National give a boy head day (8 January) is a day when a boy can ask any girl for sloppy head and receive.

Friend 1: what day is it?
Friend 2: 8th January
Friend 3: it's national give a boy head day!

by King12234 December 24, 2020

Give Your Boyfriend Head Day

July 3rd is Give Your Boyfriend Head Day! Rejoice, and give gawk gawk to your boyfriend.

“Oh hey isn’t it July 3rd today?”
“Yeah, it is Give Your Boyfriend Head day isn’t it… wait that means you have to give me head!”

by sweetandsourrice June 22, 2021

National Give a Teacher Head Day

basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A

Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’

Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’

by lenauchiha September 25, 2019

National give your boyfriend head day

show your boyfriend you love him by giving him some head to celebrate this fine day.

Gf: can I give you head ?
Bf: yes
Gf: what a fine day to celebrate national give your boyfriend head day.

by seymour 87 February 6, 2023

national give a jew head day

april 18

“babe cmon it’s national give a jew head day”

by April 19, 2022